The Rivalry between fans of Florida State University Seminoles and the University of Florida Gators has resulted in some great intercollegiate insults:
Q: What do you get when you cross an F.S.U. football player with a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What do you get when you drive slowly by the University of Florida?
A: A degree.
Q: How do you get an F.S.U. graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: Why don't the University of Florida Gators serve ice in their player's drinks on the sidelines?
A: The guy who knows the recipe graduated.
When the whole Seminoles football team was placed in an English class for jocks, the professor asked, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
All the players shouted with pride,"The appeal!"[Reader's Digest, December 1999, page 90]
